The dungeon of adipose

chapter 4

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Nettie would realize the door behind her and the door on the other side of the chamber had sealed shut as the statue would raise its arms behind its head unleashing twin toxic clouds of noxious fumes spewing from her pits forcing the adventurer to roll a consitution saving throw each turn while trapped with this statue. Roll for consitution and initiative.

(Creature lore: this is a putrid air elemental inside a curvy stone statue, high armor class but low damage over time orientated monster. This monster's main attack is pinning victims underneath its massive ass, farting on them to deal additional poison damage.

Nettie's con save of 2 being demolished by the putrid air elemental's rancid arm pit cloud attack causing the blinded status effect, putting a -2 modifier on attack rolls. Nettie covered her mouth immediately! But it was already far too late, she could feel her eyes stinging with the putrid scent. She winced and closed her eyes and without hesitation began walking towards the statue, she had to stop it’s gas before she could escape she reasoned. She began running forwards and launched a fire bolt where she thought the head of the statue had been. (11 to hit, 10 fire damage on a hit) She coughed and sputtered as she walked forwards looking for the statue the best she could. She moved her dancing lights to where she thought they’d be behind the statue in an attempt to cast a shadow making it easier to see.

With the above average perception check of 15 and the orb of light adding additional aid to her eyes, Nettie would be able to see the statue still standing in the middle of the room but upon throwing the bolt of fire in its direction the fire projectile simply snuffed out against its stone face not quite strong enough to deal damage. On the monster's turn Nettie would be able to see the statue itself moving as if it was indeed a living person, only to turn around to show it's globular yet smooth rock stone booty bending its legs and squatting down low before throwing itself backwards lunging the blunt weapon of a rock butt towards Nettie with the intent to bash the human into submission with an attack roll of 10 and a damage roll of 9.

Nettie was nimble enough to duck and avoid the massive ass attack. She spun around as the creature flew past her. She desperately felt she needed to save this last spell of hers, one hit from an ass that massive could incapacitate her! She had to think quick before this thing got atop her and made sure she’d die in this dungeon. She considered using the necklace with the one time sending stone on it. Not yet! She had to try!

Nettie ran for any sort of cover within range, firing off one more fire bolt in an attempt to hit the thing (10). She watched in awe as the fire was snuffed out once again. For a quick thinking she tried to slide the dancing lights to surround the thing. Maybe the bright light surrounding it would make her harder to spot in the fog she thought. Hopefully this thing couldn’t see through its own gas, otherwise this could get a lot worse quickly.

Dodging the attack would send the rock hard milf barreling towards the wall, slamming into it ass first leaving behind a web of cracks as an ass shaped crater was left behind in the solid rock, proving just how heavy damage dealing this foe was capable of. And while the sheer brightness of the floating orbs was certainly a sight to behold, the lights actually did very little to blind her stone skinned foe who would respond to the second failed firebolt attack by turning around, squatting low with both hands behind her head and green smoke of a tongue hanging out before a cloud of wicked green came bursting free and booming out her ass like a shotgun blast as her form of retaliation, the effects mimicking the power and rules of Thunderwave with the added debuff of a -3 modifier on your next attack roll if you fail this con check.

Nettie was practically coughing up a lung right now. She tried to fire another fire bolt but simply glanced off its surface once more (8). She was knocked backwards and she landed flat on her back groaning as she lay there. Her body was feeling weak, her vision was failing on her. But she got up and began backing herself into a corner she still couldn’t think of what to do. If she couldn’t beat this thing another way she may just have to use her last spell slot. She didn’t like that idea but after this room she would undoubtedly try and use the necklace. She wasn’t prepared for this! She could die here, she had so much ahead of her and she wouldn’t go down without giving it her all!

With only 8 hitpoints left her failed skillcheck would not only have her nostrils burning like lava but brain be reduced to a heavy fog upon falling incapcitated, yet still miraculously conscious just barely. But perhaps falling into an unware state would be a fate better than witnessing the chosen finishing blow of this rancid foe, upon seeing the poor caster fall at the might of such noxious fumes, a challenging battle that clearly proved too much for our young heroine. But mercy wasn't a luxury for those who dared veture into these fetish fueled catacombs, as the stone woman would slowly saunter over, kick Nettie onto her back so she was face up staring up against the ceiling before standing over her. Allowing the young wizard to see a faint green cloud softly oozing from the stone statue's asshole as the face of the hidden fart elemental herself could be seen smiling down at her vanquished foe now cackling evilly as the mist like being would start flowing out of her suit of rock and slither up the human's nose in a powerful torrent blast against her will, the smell alone making the wizard weep bucket of tears it was so potent, so long lasting, so...intoxicating. Within seconds her mind would be melting into bubbling mush from the heat and foulness of the elemental's true form alone, soon slipping into a state of blissful unconciousness as the stank became far too unbearable to handle. But this, wasnt the end of her story, for there were far more filth to be explored in this dungeon.....