Two, one little one at the top then the rest is my belly. It's like a giant sagging dough pile that spills onto my thighs, can't really call it a roll at this point.

It's happened to me recently! Went to the amusement park with some friends and the lap bar wouldn't click because my gut was in the way. I had to hold my belly up and set it on top of the bar, wedged into the little car.

Hadn't seen one of my friends since college and she couldn't get over my rolls when I was sitting down. She kept prodding me, said I felt like dough. Ended up grabbing a handful.